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Three tiger / iridescent / gembond coatls for sale for 60k treasure each~.

White / white / caribbean female:

http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=dragon&id=57093&did=6371730

White / white / azure female:

http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=dragon&id=57093&did=6371731

White / white / purple male:

http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=dragon&id=57093&did=6371732

Oh Cardinal... Surly you aren't that lonely or bored to spend time with /that/ Smokescreen. Ugh. Anyway, can you set a time for Thundercracker to 'not' babysit Smokescreen? The good Smokescreen. Not a good idea to leave him on his own. You know how ideas form and take strange shape in his mind. That way you can come over and we can get your modification underway.
the-good-knockout

Oh, come on, he’s fun! He just needs a little Decepticon influence on his life—yes?
Ohhh, so it’s ready? I’ll contact Thunder right away.

By the way—

Mm, never mind. See you soon.

ask-smokescreen:

totally-an-autobot-clone said:No fair, I want in on the fun. :(

you don’t even have a spike

do you?

I could eat you out?

I’d offer that even if I didn’t need to

No to the first question and an enthusiastic YES to the second.

And an awww for the last bit. Aren’t you sweet.

Is that true, Trogdor? Are you the reason I don't have a spike?
totally-an-autobot-clone

ask-smokescreen:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

ask-smokescreen:

I knew you were doing _something_ down there, but … I’m disappointed in you, Trogdor. So very, very disappointed.

HOW CAN I EAT YOUR SPIKE IF YOU NEVER HAD ONE

YOU TELL ME!

ooc

mercy-healing:

Posting this here because totally-an-autobot-clone wanted you all to suffer as well.

oh BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DREAM I HAD. I’ve been RPing robots since April and that’s like my 2nd dream about them, which is weird, because I dream a lot of weird shit basically about everything I do when awake.

Anyway, Cardinal and Smokescreen lived in the basement and one day found it filled with eggs. Terrified, they decided to fuck some plumbing up and drown them. When they went upstairs and locked the door behind them, they realized the WHOLE HOUSE WAS FULL OF EGGS. So they called me, because it was totally normal for a human to be occupying the top floor of a robocottage in teh robosuburbs (oh man, I hate the suburbs, but maybe robo ones are less depressing?). Well, I was sitting there MAKING FRIED EGGS because I had found a shitton upon waking up and I was hungry and I loved eggs. So I gathered like six of them to eat! Being a friendly neighbor, I was like HEY GUYS IM MAKING EGGS U WANT SOME HOW DO U LIKE UR YELLOWS??

And they started crying and hung up. :\

Is that true, Trogdor? Are you the reason I don't have a spike?
totally-an-autobot-clone

ask-smokescreen:

I knew you were doing _something_ down there, but … I’m disappointed in you, Trogdor. So very, very disappointed.

I'M NOT THE KIND OF DRAGON THAT LAYS EGGS
wyvernworks

Wait a minute, how are you comming me if you’re an organic dragon in a land of plains?

Having rid himself of the pink M!A, Cardinal is going to bridge over and sneak into the spare berth room at Gilead before pinging Cherry.
totally-an-autobot-clone

cherryprettycmo:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

cherryprettycmo:

*Ooh? Oh, Cardinal is already here. Thrums and goes to the spare berthroom, opening the door*

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The hermit
totally-an-autobot-clone

rurounidrift:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

rurounidrift:

The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?

«Absolutely not. I’ve lived alone three times in my life, and all thre were the most miserable eras I’ve ever experienced. Don’t get me wrong, I happily embrace meditative solitude; but I have to know that, when I’m done meditating and open up the door, there will be someone outside for me to talk to. I wasn’t made to live life alone.»

Mmm.  I’ve never cared for solitude either.  Even enemies are better to have around than no one.

«Hah! True. Very true.»

Was Knock Out insinuating that he thought that Drift was surrounded by enemies? Drift hoped he was. It would be nice for somebody to understand.

As usual, Knock Out had mostly been thinking about himself, but if he had thought things through a little further, he would indeed have agreed that Drift was surrounded by enemies, or at the very least not-friends and not-allies.

::Have things calmed down over there?  I still have that origami paper.::

Sharing a dessert (meme )
totally-an-autobot-clone

koi-dog-bot:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

koi-dog-bot:

♛: Sharing a dessert

Juke was initially wary. One, he’s a medic for the most part, he doesn’t particularly like those too much but hes beginning to change his tune. Two, it was a Knock Out, and he knows one who’d rather saw him in half rather than… share a sweet with him.

This was a new level of odd but the siren call of a treat was too much to ignore.

So when the other mech hovered a forkful of what looked to be some oil cake from where he sat, the minicon (after a bit of squinting at being fed, he will let it slide just this once) trotted over. A “sniff check” revealed no poison so… bottoms up.

It was sinfully good.

Whatever the motive for giving him this he couldn’t care less so long as he got more of it, purring and chirring blissfully with a wagging tail.

Knock Out chuckled a bit at the enthusiastic response before taking another bite of the dessert himself.

"Mmmm."  He closed his optics in bliss before opening them to look at the small bot next to him.  "I’ve seen you around here before.  You live here, I take it?"

"Yep. Designation’s Juke, and I’m assumin’ you’re Knock Out, or at least one of them."

[He’s just going to scooch forward a bit, maybe rest his helm on your knee, he’s not above subtle begging.

Give a mouse a cookie and, well…]

"Nice to meet you, Juke."  Knock Out picked up another neat forkful of cake, pretending not to notice Juke’s puppy dog optics.  At the last moment he relented and held the cake out to the smaller bot.  "You’re right, of course, I’m Knock Out.  People sometimes call me Cardinal.  It gets confusing otherwise, with all the Knock Outs running around."