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Breakdown is alive again and don't you dare tell him we fragged. Not that we did anyway.
totally-an-autobot-clone

choochoomotherslagger:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

choochoomotherslagger:

choochoomotherslagger:

i’m sorry about that but

what do i get out of it?

cause i’m pretty sure it just looks badly on you and i honestly don’t see a benefit to being part of my nemesis’ web of lies

….

he had a what in his what??

None of your business.

well of course not but— he had a datapad in his spark??!

I took care of it.  He’s fine. 

Breakdown is alive again and don't you dare tell him we fragged. Not that we did anyway.
totally-an-autobot-clone

choochoomotherslagger:

choochoomotherslagger:

i’m sorry about that but

what do i get out of it?

cause i’m pretty sure it just looks badly on you and i honestly don’t see a benefit to being part of my nemesis’ web of lies

….

he had a what in his what??

None of your business.

Breakdown is alive again and don't you dare tell him we fragged. Not that we did anyway.
totally-an-autobot-clone

choochoomotherslagger:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

choochoomotherslagger:

i’m sorry about that but

what do i get out of it?

cause i’m pretty sure it just looks badly on you and i honestly don’t see a benefit to being part of my nemesis’ web of lies

It was that bad!  You fragged up my valve!  It hasn’t been the same since … that.

*This is true, in the sense that his valve has been periodically spitting out coins since he got back in his body.  Even if Astrotrain technically isn’t the cause of that.*

So thanks a lot, jackass.  I hope you trip and fall into a smelting pit.

i made sure i didn’t rip anything, i was careful, i was.. i mean maybe the coins did something? but i know how to treat a valve, dammit

you— he would have told me if i did something wrong, right?

well

i don’t even HAVE a smelting pit, so THERE

Right, yes, I’m sure the mech who walked around with a datapad through his spark for millions of years is going to tell you to stop when something hurts. 

Belatedly, he wonders who the hell Moostress and Parrot are, but he’s certainly not going to lower himself to asking.

Breakdown is alive again and don't you dare tell him we fragged. Not that we did anyway.
totally-an-autobot-clone

choochoomotherslagger:

choochoomotherslagger:

i’m sorry about that but

what do i get out of it?

cause i’m pretty sure it just looks badly on you and i honestly don’t see a benefit to being part of my nemesis’ web of lies

both legs were still attached when you stormed off in a huff, it wasn’t that bad

also the last knockers i’ve been intimate with went from wanting to tear out my gizzard to nuzzling my spark and i’m STILL not sure if he wants to kill me so you kind of have to run with the good parts while you can

you’re an unpredictable lot and you spend a lot of time with him, slag rubs off sometimes

i would’ve figured one of you woulda put down a ‘no fragging in my body’ clause, like when my moosetress and the parrot swapped, so…

It was that bad!  You fragged up my valve!  It hasn’t been the same since … that.

*This is true, in the sense that his valve has been periodically spitting out coins since he got back in his body.  Even if Astrotrain technically isn’t the cause of that.*

So thanks a lot, jackass.  I hope you trip and fall into a smelting pit.

Breakdown is alive again and don't you dare tell him we fragged. Not that we did anyway.
totally-an-autobot-clone

choochoomotherslagger:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

choochoomotherslagger:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

choochoomotherslagger:

i’m sorry about that but

what do i get out of it?

cause i’m pretty sure it just looks badly on you and i honestly don’t see a benefit to being part of my nemesis’ web of lies

Are you kidding me with this slag.

nope

as serious as an enforcer on drunk watch

.. i’ve got plenty of coins, by the way

All right.

If Breakdown finds out how you were groping and abusing my frame, he will be mildly peeved with me.  But he will want to beat you into the ground.  And despite the size difference, my money is on the mech with the hammer.

In fact, never mind about keeping your mouth shut.  This should be entertaining.

you came on to me, whether or not you were in your right state of mind was up to you. and i didn’t abuse it, i did pretty good.. well, except for the coin thing

i still don’t get that at all

shuttles have very few weaknesses, by the way

being pounded on by hammers? not one of them

there’s a distinct flaw in either plan, here - i don’t even know who i’m supposed to be tattling or not tattling to

so it’s kind of a moot point

I came onto you. Right. And did I talk like me? Did I act like me? OR DID I ACT LIKE SMOKESCREEN?

Primus, you are thick! And I’m referring to your intelligence, not the part of you that caused me PERMANENT INJURY.

"So... you wanna make out?"
totally-an-autobot-clone

mercy-healing:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

mercy-healing:

"Wait, I have not even done my mating dance yet!"

Purposely ridiculous dance moves with his arms flapping around ensue. He makes a few screechy bird-like noises as well.

At least, they are not in public because that would not stop him.

Yes, time for nest building.  Cardinal grabs robocushions off the couch to form the base of the nest.  He sits on them and tucks his arms close to his side, squawking to encourage his mate in his nest-building endeavors.

Seeing how his mate has already chosen the nest padding, Knock Out gets to the rest of it. He will pull out roboblankets out of the pile he has prepared, one by one, wrap them around the foundation and build up from there. He will tie them together to provide a sturdy, quality home for their future offspring while making concerned bird croaks and clucks.

Are his nest-building skills acceptable? Is his mate comfortable in there? He had never constructed a nest before, and his only egg had to hatch on a barren robocouch with just a blanket to protect it from the cold air of the medbay.

He leans over the edge of the nest to kiss and nuzzle Carnival’s cheek. What a good mate he has found! Clearly a good provider. Would his mate like to join him in the nest? See, he will scoot over.

He’s still trying really hard not to laugh all through this.

mercy-healing replied to your post:((I may have to rename the blog Adventures in…

((I’m totally adding a spelunking tag. robospelunking. so that people who browse for actual spelunking don’t end up traumatized for life.))

((ROBOSPELUNKING

yes

this is now a thing))

((I may have to rename the blog Adventures in RoboGynecology.

And add a spelunking tag.))

Breakdown is alive again and don't you dare tell him we fragged. Not that we did anyway.
totally-an-autobot-clone

choochoomotherslagger:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

choochoomotherslagger:

i’m sorry about that but

what do i get out of it?

cause i’m pretty sure it just looks badly on you and i honestly don’t see a benefit to being part of my nemesis’ web of lies

Are you kidding me with this slag.

nope

as serious as an enforcer on drunk watch

.. i’ve got plenty of coins, by the way

All right.

If Breakdown finds out how you were groping and abusing my frame, he will be mildly peeved with me.  But he will want to beat you into the ground.  And despite the size difference, my money is on the mech with the hammer.

In fact, never mind about keeping your mouth shut.  This should be entertaining.